I'd like to think that if this is normal for Diane Savino that she should work her way up to US Senator.


Thanksreannon

I think this could easily happen in my bedroom.

http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20091202.html


Now if only my room was that neat and organized... not to mention BIG. Is it wrong that I dream of a big bedroom? That even though my house is a baby McMansion I find it to small? Might have something to do with having lived in the Argyles, where we had a living room that was about 3/4 the size of one floor of the current house, and a dining room that was the same size, plus 6 bedrooms, a sun porch big enough to hold to couches, all with 10 foot ceilings... and a bath tub a 6' person could lie in fully underwater. The 5'4 person... she had to work on not drowning.

So far in my life time I have spent 33 years with various different people in what I think of as long term relationships (To me it means they last 1 year or more). Three have lasted at least 5 years, one has lasted more then 10. Several of them have overlapped.
I have had sex with approximately 106 people (Based on earlier counts I've taken in my life, and then added on the more recent batch, as I don't exactly remember the names of all the girls from high school, and even less some of the one night stands from various bars and parties [Not sure I knew all their names the next morning]), or an average of a little more then 3 new people each year of the ~34 years I have been having sex.
Out of all of those people I am only aware of two of these people who might not be willing to greet me as a friend if they saw me, and most of them would likely be very happy to see me.

Now, given all of this experience, and vast amounts of data I've collected on my own and in long deep discussions with others [Some of which involved comparing data on the same female], I have come to the conclusion that women and relationships are incredibly confusing. There are times I am still trying to figure out exactly what was happening that one time with that one woman...umm... wait that was almost 20 years ago... Like a General re-fighting old battles and wondering if only I had tried something different would I have gotten the result I wanted?

I felt I had to share this thing I wish was a joke.

Weddings consist of a couple standing in front of their friends and family, professing their love of one another, while someone (normally an ordained religious person) says some words, and then pronounces them a couple.

A marriage is an event where some authorized person signs a government issued piece of paper stating that he pronounced that two people are a couple, and then gets two other people to sign it stating that they saw him do it, and then sends it off to some bureaucratic government office where the Government then allows the couple to have special rights and privileges.

Currently same sex couples have weddings, but in most states they can't get married.

"If God had meant for there to be three in a bed, he would have made it easier for the one in the center to get out"

This is a very logical argument except:
1) I am an atheist.
2) The person in the middle climbs over the folks on the side, and well while you are there.... except of course the main reason the person in the middle is climbing out without wanting to disturb the others is to make a 3am run to the bathroom.
3) So a minor inconvenience is not worth being surrounded by love?


This was my saved draft. I am not even sure when I typed it up.
And it is not really a comment on Poly, unless you do have a relationship that might include threesomes.
It just as well covers one night stands, an open relationship, swingers, or just drunk folks who didn't even know there was a third person there.

I saw a news report on Polyamory: http://news.globaltv.com/programs/16x9/Love+Affairs/2082446/story.html

According to the 16x9 news report 1% of the population is Poly. That is 3 million people in America, which is comparable to the 2.8 million that watched FoxNews during prime time in Feb 2009.

http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/179815-Cable_News_Ratings_Fox_News_Still_Tops.php

Makes one think.

When folks post something they found on the web, like a video or a game, knocking their being excited about by pointing out that you knew about it 6 months ago (Old hat! Saw it 6 months ago!) is kind of pointless.

To them it is new and exciting, kind of like the first time you had sex. Sex wasn't boring to you just because people had known about it for a long, long time. Nope, you and your friends acted like no one had ever done the wild kinky stuff you guys were doing, especially your parents and grandparents. No way Grandpa ever had a threesome with two women he picked up at the bar. And Mom never spent a weekend swapping partners with her best friend. And you know that no one else has ever picked up a Tranny...

Share in their excitement, congratulate them on having good taste and inquisitive minds.

The Five Love Languages

Complete set of results

Information

Recently I've been trying to do a complex pile of paperwork to prevent my world from ending.

Contact Company A. They can't wait to do this, say it will be the easiest thing in the world. I am a perfect candidate.

I filled out paperwork and submitted it along with $400. Two weeks later it came back as rejected, but they couldn't say why.

Find Company B. They think I am the perfect candidate. Fill out second set of paper work, submitted it and another $400 to Company B. It is rejected, but they can tell me that it is because I didn't file Form X and send it to the Right Department.

I fill out Form X and send it in. They tell me 4-6 weeks before they can say anything. Crap!
I wait.

4 weeks later I find out that the Right Department can now tell the world I filled out and filed Form X.
I hurriedly call back Company B to tell them to re-submit the paperwork.

The guy I was working with is no longer with Company B, and due to recent license changes, Company B no is allowed to work with customers in my state.

They at least said they would send me the form that I paid $400 for to me so that I don't have to get another one (I hope).

Did I mention that we started this process back in early June?

Can't get the brain to shut down.
Tried to snuggle, didn't work.
Tried reading, didn't work.
Tried TV, didn't work.
Currently trying alcohol while watching 'Party Monster' (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320244/) and 'Love and Other Catastrophes' (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116931/). Both might be worth watching at some point when I want to focus on them.
I kept fliping over to Love and Other just in time for the lesbians to be kissing which was amusing.
I did not turn on Busty Cops: To Protect and Serve.
Now I am watching 'Dude where is my car, and turned it on in time to see a kid feeling up some woman.
Is all of lat night TV designed so that I will always see something sexual when i change the channel?
I think the alcohol is working, Lewis Black is hilarious! Normally i just think he is right. Canada gives away shit every day. What do they give away? Health insurance! (When he did this bit Bush was still in office).

Nite folks... at least I hope so.
An hour and a half of sleep will do me wonders.

May there be many slow moving laser pointers, scritches, and tasty treats in your future.

Twice recently I've been asked why someone might not like some other person they didn't really know very well. I didn't have an answer, but my brain rolled it around while I slept last night and gave me a vague answer... kinda.

My sister is a picky eater. She will decide that she hates some type of food before she taste it, or even knows what it is called. No amount of logic or anything anyone says will change this.

Some people feel this way about other people. They just know they are not going to like them.

There are even people I avoid just due to something about them not sitting right with me. Normally I can't tell you what exactly it is, but I know I would rather not be around them longer then I have to be. Lots of suddenly discovering that I need to refill my glass, or empty my bladder, if they are at a party I am at.

We went to Gen Con but all I got was this pinched nerve.
It is in my left hip and is exactly where my pants and belt wind up resting when I sit. So I am trying to keep my body straight, while I have a job that involves sitting all day.

Lost and found was full of success and woe. The joys of reuniting someone with a lost item: the guy whose lost phone was in his backpack, the girl who we got to return $140 to, mixed in with the little girl with the pig who lost all her babysitting money. And badges... oh the badges. When a badge cost $78.00 and you can not do anything with out it, and we will not give you a copy... it sucks to lose it. If you ever lose your badge at Gen Con go to the nearest headquarters first, and then find out where they send the lost and found items. Even better yet, write "If Lost: (cell number)" on the badge so we can call you.

We reunited over a hundred people and items, had close to that still in the "reported lost", and about the same in the "found" box. One high tech item that was turned in I had the pleasure of being the only person to recognize. It was an Archos (http://www.archos.com/). Picture a double sized iPod Touch.

While lying in bed the following terms came to me:

A B Squirrel!
This is a term for describing how your carefully created and thought out plan didn't get finished.

The other day the boss man sent out a department wide email telling folks to limit their free speech on company communications. Seems that some of my coworkers managed to offend some people outside the company with all the over the top religious advice and blessings in their signatures. Gee, who would have thought that sending things that promote your narrow religious views might upset others?

Oh, wait. That's right. There are 3 desk in the area around mine that do not have religious books sitting on the shelves. My favorite is "23 Minutes in Hell". Just the thing to read over and over. And he does. It has bookmarks and highlighted text all over it.

And then there is the birthday cards. Three of us do not mention religion in our B-day wishes. Sometimes this number gets up to five. I think it is due to lack of room to write.

Did I mention that I send out training materials on diversity?

Taking it further we know that Girls are tasty which means that Evil is tasty. (Please see detailed work on this here: http://community.livejournal.com/lolsbians/15698.html)
Further proof of this comes from knowing that the Darkside has cookies.

Having an understanding boss
Having a really big piggy bank
Having a wife who is not insane
Sex (Duh!)
Having some time to sit quietly and try and make sense of it all
The second person who I talked to on the phone being like a real human. Gave me the same information, but in a nicer way.
That I know I will be able to make it through the day on my current 3.5 hrs of sleep.

My wife
My girlfriend
My tribe
That the moron who did my appraisal finally turned it in (10 days late does not make me happy, but that it got turned in is a big WOOT!)
The upward spiral of the economy

[Title changed as sucking is a thing I'd like to encourage people to do. Hell, I'd put people who suck up on a pedestal if that did not make it hard for them to do the thing I put them there for. I also want folks to think that a dick is something they want to be around, pussy is the greatest thing ever, and being compared to most any other consensual sex act or body part is a major compliment... but that is me. How do you feel about this?)

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Examples:
(678): He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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(302): I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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(703): the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex